Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Our Prayers are Answered

I was in the greater New Orleans area recently and it's a disaster. The entire West End Blvd. neutral ground is 30' high in garbage and trash. The entire city has a ferocious odor about it, no street lights work in Orleans Parish, and the vehicular fashion statement from Gentilly Woods to Lakeview and over to Uptown is a blanket of white fuzzy bacteria. Nagin, the absentee landlord, now has a home in Dallas and was recently vacationing in the Caribbean. The city looks and smells like Hell -- but it's gonna get Wi-Fi. Hallelujah, our prayers are answered...

Here's a tip for the folks with this bright idea. You need electricity before a wireless IP network will work. Maybe getting all of the white fuzzy cars out of the city would attract more business than metro Wi-Fi. Perhaps helping the businesses already there to finish gutting their office space and rebuild would help more than Wi-Fi. Just an idea.

This Wi-Fi idea is like putting whipped cream and a cherry atop a cow patty. You replace the cow patty with something more likeable and then you start thinking about the extras.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Halloween

According to the folks who keep up with statistics like these, Halloween is the second biggest holiday in America, right behind Christmas. People spend tons of money on candy, costumes, and parties. And why is that? Because Halloween is a fun night.

Let's get this out of the way up front. It's not Harvest Day. Those people who have such a death grip on their bibles that they can't loosen up and have a bit of silly fun should simply lock themselves up on Oct. 31 and watch reruns of The 700 Club. People can play around with something without turning pagan from it. As a kid I loved Halloween. On one level, I got to dress up in a costume and get candy from all of the neighbors; on another, I suppose, it was an exploration of the unknown...

I think that we all have a fascination with death on some level or another. It is, after all, the great unknown and while we might have faith in what we think is on the other side of death the fact remains that we don't know for certain at a scientific level. I also think that many of us are scared of death. Halloween is a way for us to face our fear and curiosity of death without the common emotions that such thoughts usually evoke. I suppose the same is true of horror movies, and that would explain why horror films are usually big hits at the theaters. I'm by no means a psychologist, but I know that all of this is true for me.

Originally, Halloween was a Celtic holiday to their pagan gods. Over the years, and primarily through Irish influences, it has evolved into what we have today. So while it may have started out with pagan blood sacrifices, it's now about having fun and toying around safely with the notion of death. The people who eschew this for Harvest Day are then simply missing out on some good fun that they could have. If they insist on missing Halloween because of its pagan roots, they should also quit buying Christmas trees and celebrating Christmas and Easter. Christmas trees are pagan in origin and, thanks to the Catholic church trying to absorb pagans by moving Christian holidays to pagan holidays, both Christmas and Easter are celebrated on old pagan holidays. I, for one, believe that a holiday is what I make of it regardless of history; if I celebrate Christmas as a Christian holiday then so what if the tree and the date are historically pagan? It's not for me, and that's what matters.

Halloween, though, has lost much of the fun from my youth. As an adult, I no longer do anything except buy candy for the kids who come by our house and watch some scary movies on AMC, TCM, or the like. I remember the thrill of Halloween as a kid and the feeling I get now causes me to reflect upon my lost youth. More and more things these days remind me of older times, better times even. I'm beginning to realize what people mean when they say that youth is wasted on the young. They say that old folks enter a second childhood -- maybe I can look forward to that...